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The only reason I don't tear chunks of flesh from people with my teeth is HIV. [link]
I love his attitude! All tough and everything!
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You just wanna grab life by the BALLS and squeeze!~Mike Dirnt
You're highly arrogant if you base my intelligiance on what music I like.
~In the meantime, shut your goddamn daywalker mouth!~
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Walking on two legs has nothing to do with intelligence. - Lord Kayoss
i love his hair XD
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I have forgotten that men cannot see Unicorns.
If men no longer know what they're looking at,
there may be other unicorns in the world yet,
unknown, and glad of it. -The last unicorn.
*pets him*
What a wonderful and shiny mane.
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~*~ The real Blaze ~*~
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You can tell a gelding, you can ask a mare, but you must discuss it with a stallion!
Oh, i also wanted to say i am going to enter another mare for your contest
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90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your signature
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You can tell a gelding, you can ask a mare, but you must discuss it with a stallion!
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